Evolution: Dharwin Style

• [Dharwin on what his ASB platform would entail]
• Dharwin: yaaaa and i would have tripled the dances
• and lowered the security
• and made me king of all dances
• and girls
• would get prizes
• depending on how much they made me happy
• Dharwin: yaaa its like a reward system
• and at the end of the year
• the gurl with the most points
• gets to date me for one hour
• and can brag to everyone

• Dharwin: i had this dream once where i was a girl and i did everything i wanted to do and i like dressed as a slut and shit and then i woke up
• Witness: was it fun
• Dharwin: i believe it was
• Witness: were you pretty
• Dharwin: duh
• i was that girl
• who
• when i walk down the sidewalk
• other girls are lik
• "how does she get her hair like that?"
• "omg she doesnt even use makeup???"

He can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else is willing to make, the right choice.

So now you must make the right choice, and vote for… the DHARK KNIGHT!

• Dharwin: Unnamed: "searching up tips on hugging. why? i dont really know anymore."
• ~~~~~~~@gmail.com
• Witness: LOL
• do you have tips
• for me
• on hugging
• Dharwin: yeah you need to rub urself a little before
• so ur not too cold
• just the right temperature
• then make sure your hands are at least 2 feet apart
• and form a 79 degree angle parallel to the clouds in the sky
• then lean in and squeeze
• but not too hard
• just the right amount
• if its a girl (hopefully)
• if she smells good
• enjoy the moment
• otherwise quickly repel and walk away
• if its nikhil
• well then
• you better hold on tight breh
• Witness: ill treasure this information
• what if its a guy
• but he smells good
• Dharwin: then pretend its a girl
• and live free breh
• live free

• Dharwin: dude like
• i just realized
• Witness: ;)
• Dharwin: if i loved you anymore
• like
• we'd be legitly gay
• like im at
• the 67% mark
• for love for you
• a couple more percent
• and we'd be gay
• for humans the cutoff is at 70% love
• for same sex
• fish is 1/4 of that naturally
• Witness: so fish are 2/5 people, yet experience homosexuality at 1/4 the normal amount?
• Dharwin: well you see, according the Gibbs gay energy law does have a few exceptions
• Witness: does that explain why
• your love was
• spontaneous
• Dharwin: yeah my love is distributed through linked lists located in every atom of my body
• sometimes there are hashmaps
• and theres a collision
• Witness: LOL stack overflow!
• Dharwin: it explains a lot
• Witness: we got stacks on stacks on stacks of loveee
• Dharwin: that was the most beautiful thing i have ever read
• we got stacks on stacks on stacks of loveee
• amazing

• Witness: Wow, do you have a problem with gay marriage, bigot?
• Dharwin: I don't know what that means, but I love everybody... but some partially more than others...... I'm bipartisan.

Quick shoutout: today happens to be Dharwin’s birthday (not the blog but the person himself). If you know him, make sure to wish him and try to get something interesting out of him!